First of all, I miss my bishes. Oh and since "Jenn in Jersey" as I so affectionately refer to her, is not in my "bish" group...she's my super duper adopted biotch/sister/pimp/hooker and all things crazy and wonderful. I'm starting to kind of go through NKOTB withdrawals...ok well...Donnie Wahlberg withdrawals to be exact. Love that damn man! Anyhow, I'm not going to the Greenville show on St Patrick's Day and I've made my peace with that...haha...seriously I have....but I am hoping that summer gets here soon and I get my Donnie loving or shall I say my Donnie freak on. I hate this waiting shit. Takes too much out of you..I don't have the patience for this again lol Ok maybe I do....but I don't like it!!
Going off the idea of Dawn's post a few months ago...I wanted to say a few words about each of my girls and why they are so special to me. Awww...how effin cute huh? Just be quiet and listen... (Jenn in Jersey...I know you've got some smart comment right about now! I love you anyways!!!).
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JENN in Jersey: What can I say but I effin love you woman. You were there to see my dream come true. Hell, it is because of YOU that my dream came true. You are like the sister I never had and the pimp I unexpectedly and somehow employed while in New York. Between sleeping in chairs for days and nights on end, Blow Pop licking contests, freaking out at orange Hummers in Manhattan, showers at the YMCA, being dumped on by a tropical storm, tailgating in the IZOD parking lot, chugging bottles of vodka, being pimped out to WAHLBERG himself, whiney chics in NYC, going to pee at the scary deli in the middle of the night, hunting tents in the middle of NYC, crazy cab rides and everthing else we experienced together... I love you, hooker!!!
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JOLYNN: You have surprised me in so many ways. I'm so glad that you decided to do VIP! I told you it was worth it. You are what kept me sane during those couple of months leading up to the Charlotte show. Man, we talked every freaking night for like two hours...and it was all about NKOTB...ok well Donnie and Jonathan! LOL I will never forget the FACE TIME sign you made! That was awesome! LOL Thanks for the beer at the show! HAHA
DAWN: Your energy is amazing! I am so glad that I've gotten to know you so much better. You have an amazng heart and you are such a wonderful friend. Everytime I talk to you, I smile. Thank you for giving us all a laugh at VIP with Donnie and Robo. You have more balls than any man I've ever met! That morning outside the arena was one of the best times of my life! FRIED PICKLES!!
AMBER: Girl, you may be young but you "aint" no beginner! LOL You are such a sweetie and you always make me smile. I will always associate the quote "I LOVE DONNIE WAHLBERG" with you and the Charlotte show! LOL The night before the show was quite interesting too! You are my fellow Donnie girl and we have a bond forever because of it lol And you seriously kick ass for the Southie movie! Oh and thanks for getting me hooked on some blackberry merlot! When I'm in my AA meetings years down the road, I'll be sure to send a shout out to you!
KATRINA: My paralegal sidekick. I am so glad I've gotten to know you. You are such a wealth of information...not only about the guys and your experiences with them but also with legal questions. Prepare to be bombarded at some point! LOL Here's to anti hangover drinks, Grown Man dance lessons and Kahlua cookies!
ERIN: You're the quiet one but quirky nonetheless! You always make me laugh with your crazy random texts! Out of the blue, I'll get a text about stolen flip flops and poop in Santa's cookies. Love it! Your cupcakes always come in handy and they kick ass! LOL
ERICA: I freaking knew you were cool from the first time I talked to you! You're just freaking cool girl. I love your straight up answers about anything and everything. You are my Cold Stone enabler and now everytime I add Gummi Bears to my icecream I think of your "polar bears" comment! LOL Oh and thank God I didn't snore that night at your house haha :) You rock.
VALERIE: You are straight up in your face New Yorker and I love you for it. I think you drop F bombs more than anyone I know including myself lol Another fellow Donnie girl...you know we gotta stick together and we definitely have to work on getting you some Donnie love this summer!
So in closing I will say this....I effin love you chics! You all have changed my life in so many wonderful ways this past year and I am so thankful to have you all in my life. I can't wait to see what kind of trouble we can get into in the future!
BALL WASHERS UNITE!
DWBW#.5! That would be both of us! We are co-presidents! I so need some Donnie lovin' this summer!
ReplyDeleteI freaking love you bish! Oh yes the fried pickles are forever embedded into my sense of smell! That night that turned into the day at the area that turned into the night at the arena was the best. I will never forget that. And yes I do have some big balls-that's for sure. Big balls makes for fun times and exciting adventures
ReplyDeleteLOL You girls...I swear...I can't wait for the summer to get here! We definitely need to start planning another weekend tard fest soon!
ReplyDeletehehe I love my bishes too!! I so agree we need to start planning for another weekend. Hey that blackberry merlot is my S**t, it never lets me down lol. Please whatever you do never ever forget that "I Love Donnie Wahlberg." Luv ya bunches my bish =)
ReplyDeleteawwww man you know how to make a pregnant girl cry!!!!! dammit. I love you too woman! Never have I met some random chick on the internet that I had so much in common with and from the moment our eyes met in that airport, it was love at first sight bahahah. I don't think I'll ever in my life pick up a chick from the airport that I don't know and spend 4 nights on the street with! I need to get me one of these blog things going, then all my hormone enraged rants can be up for all to see. I'll even ask NKOTB to view my blog, it's their fault I'm pregnant anyway!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou know I love you! I miss all of my bishes so much!!! I am so thankful to NKOTB for bringing us all together. I can't imagine not having you all there.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe that I am the quiet one. I need to print a copy of this blog. Nobody else will ever believe it!
Love ya!
BWahaha, I love you back and hard girl! I am always here for your information be it legal or illegal (where it applies...lol). I cannot wait until the summer - Carolina Bishes Part II. By then we both should know enough attorneys in both states to get us off when if we end up behind locked bars. You are my girl, ride or die! :)
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